The Chorus (Les Choristes)
Thursday, May 28th, 2009
Anyone who’s seen Lean on Me, Dead Poets Society or Mr Holland’s Opus will know the story. A class of unruly/disillusioned/neglected kids are introduced to a teacher whose influence will forever change their lives. This will require a new approach and some radical ideas, which will inevitably irritate the stuffier establishment until behaviour improves, results go up and the kids have a new zeal for learning and life.
This time the teacher’s name is Clément Mathieu (Gérard Jugnot), a middle aged bachelor and failed musician who has come to work at the Fond de l’Etang boarding school. Roughly translated “bottom of the pond”, the name says it all. The boys are considered as pond scum - too unruly for ordinary schools, unwanted and unloved. The camera adores the fair-headed Pierre (Jean-Baptiste Maunier), a troublemaker with the voice of an angel. Mathieu is also new to the school, and when he hears the boys singing his eyes light up. He decides to start a choir, which will give the boys a focus and keep them out of trouble.


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